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The most sophisticated supply shock in sports card history
Perfect distribution. Wealthy holders. Systematic accumulation. The stars have aligned for the ultimate supply crunch.
You Buy PickleVault
Smart money recognizes opportunity
We Get Fees
Every trade feeds the machine
Cards Go Brrrr
We buy every card we can find
Number Go Up
Supply shock = price shock
The Perfect Storm
Every element aligned for the most sophisticated supply crunch in collectibles history.
The Supply Crunch Mechanics
Perfect Initial Distribution
Cards launched via Ben Johns' Instagram to real pickleball fans. No speculators, no flippers—just passionate collectors who won't sell.
Wealthy Holder Base
Pickleball players average $100K+ household income. They bought cards as fans, not investments—creating natural diamond hands.
Systematic Accumulation
Our treasury automatically buys every available card. As supply shrinks, prices rise, creating a self-reinforcing cycle.
The Numbers Don't Lie
"We're not just buying cards—we're buying the future GOAT of the fastest-growing sport in America"
Every major sport has that one legendary rookie card that becomes the holy grail. We found pickleball's before anyone else noticed.
The Under-the-Radar Launch Advantage
What Happened
- • Ben Johns shared card launch on his Instagram
- • Only hardcore pickleball fans knew about it
- • Zero sports card collector awareness
- • No speculation or investment buying
- • Cards went to genuine fans who treasure them
Why This Matters
- • Fan buyers = long-term holders
- • Wealthy demographic unlikely to sell for small gains
- • Cards have sentimental value beyond price
- • No "weak hands" from day-one speculators
- • Perfect setup for supply shock when awareness hits
The Wealthy Pickleball Demographic
Why They Won't Sell
Financial Position:
- • Don't need money from card sales
- • $25-100 is pocket change to them
- • More interested in collecting than flipping
- • View cards as memorabilia, not investments
Emotional Attachment:
- • Genuine fans of Ben Johns and pickleball
- • Cards represent their passion for the sport
- • Bought directly from their hero's recommendation
- • Sentimental value exceeds monetary value
Meet the Guy Whose Cards We're About to Pump
Ben Johns is so good at pickleball it's actually unfair. Perfect for our purposes.
All Categories
Doubles, Mixed, and Singles rankings
Match Streak
Unprecedented winning streak
Years Old
Peak performance in prime years
Cards Total
Rarer than MJ or Brady
"No debate—he's the best, period."
Ben Johns has achieved what no other pickleball player has: complete dominance across every category while the sport explodes globally. Which makes our job of pumping his cards way easier.